Love Xorknob?  Call these companies and ask them to carry his Flying Saucers: 

Trader Joes: 626-599-3700



Order Xorknob T-Shirts!

Xorknob Has Zoomed In

From Outerspace!!


  • He's a very tasty, frosted, alien-shaped cookie


  • He zoomed here in his Flying Saucer, cushioned in a nest of MartianMallowsTM





  • We need your help to get Xorknob into Trader Joe's and Target:  Please take the polls!


Xorknob got together with some friends for a dance party.  He taught everyone "The Xorknob" and made this video so you can learn, too. 


Where will you do the Xorknob???  Show your Xorknob love by making your own video, uploading it to YouTube, and sending the YouTube link to us at  If Xorknob likes it we will prioritize your free sample shipment!